The ZOOMIES AKA: HOOMAN ZOOMAN be-paws you guys get them too!
DorsalDad will occasionally get these bizzare bursts of energy, the Hooman Zoomies. In Wooferworld, the Zoomies are when you go pup-crazy and run around the house or yard as if possessed and you can’t stop until you wear yourself out, and Stop and Drop! We don’t pup-understand why.
DD will, out of nowhere, Bree-cide to take on a project and go at it with crazed intensity, and a mad gleam in his eyes. We nose it is the Zoomies!
This morning, it was the poor garage, who never did anything to anybody, who was attacked with a fur-ocity that sent papers flying, and boxes of Stuff running to hide. His last Zoomie session was a closet, who never did anything to anybody to warrant such an invasion of search and seizure.
He emptied the entire closet, and when you peeked into the room to see what the furr-or was about, there were piles of everything piled 4 feet high all over the room! One wonders how it all fit into one closet!
A lot of the Stuff is DD’s as he works from home now most of the time, when he is not in court or, ” in jail”!
Paw-haha. I still think it is funny when MusicMama asks, “Where are you?”and he answers, “In jail” Meaning he is visiting one of his naught clients, but it sounds funny!
So he has file boxes from “alleged” naughty clients going back years, all stacked on top of each other. MM can’t even put clothes in that closet, where is pup-posed to be where clothes go, isn’t it?
I have heard that other Hoomans use an attic for storage, but we don’t go up There, shudder and shake!
Or a basement. In California, where we live, no one I nose has a basement. What does a base meant mean anyway? I heard a few of our cousins who live in the Midwest, had to go “Shelter” in one during a tornado! As they retell the tail, the mom “forgot” her new baby pup upstairs! I spose 2 out of 3 is still OK.
But, #3 says 3 out of 3 would have been better! For her! Paw-haha!
I Bree-lieve these basement thingys should come with a lot of treats in there, to chew on, Munch and Crunch! Claw to Maw, Paw to Jaw and repeat as Bree-needed!
These are the ZOOMIE eyes. The first sign that a Zoomie episode is imminent.
Today’s Bree-quest: If you get the “ZOOMIES”, would you like to come over to our house and re organize MM’s kitchen cabinets?
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