LISTS, FLOOR SCORES, ONE NUN AND MORE! #24

THE DAILY FINDS LIST: and others

These are things my poor beli-gurr-ed

(My new word of the day! It should be: beleaguered) Musicmama finds on the floor almost daily. These are
MM’s Floor Scores, but she doesn’t look as happy as I do when I score mine, Paw ha ha!  

Every day finds, left for MM:

Towels on the Floor, wet and dry

Why oh why?

Shoes everywhere, everyone’s, but not always paired up meaning you can find a tiny sandal next to a large size tennis shoe.

And my friend, these photos are not staged! This is how Musicmama finds them! Bree-ly! She might have moved some with her foot a little.

Random socks, never paired

I hear the dryer eats them.

Stuff I don’t know what it is! 

Metal parts to things that don’t work without them but what are they?

Plastic pieces: I know I chewed it but I don’t know what the original thingy was in the beginning.

Clothes, everyone’s clothes, everywhere

Bags of stuff from the market that should have been emptied but “it doesn’t need to be refrigerated so it can wait” so it is waiting.

Us! Me and Other One always lying on the floor. Is it lying? Or laying?

And our stuff.

Woofer feeder bowls that could be on any floor even though it is recommended to feed in one place paw-lways. No one listens.

Woofer toys which can trip you if in a precarious ( my new W.o.D. Word of the Day)  place on the stairs…

Watch out mama! There’s a big stuffed pig TOO left on stair #7!

And the worst dog offense, a gnarly sharp edge partially chewed bone.

You do not want to find that barefoot!

The Recent Finds:

Tea Strainer

Pretty decorative toothpick found with bare foot, naughty word included

Thumb tack, found same way, different naughty word used

Major spill of Sticky Stuff near fridge on floor, bad score to step on. Now MM has to clean her shoe. A new naughty word. As well as sticky mess

   

Cup tops but no cups that fit them

THINGS THAT IRRITATE MAMA:

Everyday Things:

Phone ringing: solicitors, robo calls, hang ups, Dorsal dad’s clients that shouldn’t have our home phone number, calls from jail also related to DD, just the sound of it ringing all day she finally puts the offending phone in their room in the closet, under her crochet bag where I think one of those metal parts is a crochet hook.

Trump, Other People, (Thank you Mr. Sartre) barking, her own lists, messes, flies, mosquitoes, tardiness, clutter and the people who make it, noise, leaf blowers, people who are rude or inconsiderate, people who drive in the wrong lanes or impaired, lines and the people in them unless they are behind her!

Lack of manners, junk mail partly because it wastes resources and trees and partly because it makes more clutter the family has to deal with and one of them (Queen of the Universe) has to shred everything as she is concerned about identity theft, identity theft, junk e mail AKA spam, not to be confused with the yummy Hawaiian treat!

People who won’t listen be-paws they won’t learn if they don’t, and for woofers that includes includes excessive barking, although they may be trying to tell you they are in distress.

The Recent:

The Pantry Moth Infestation

Warning! This can happen to anyone who has food in a pantry or cupboard, and these pests are hard to get rid of! I have tried to help by catching a few in my maw, but there were always more. MM googled how to get rid of them and it is a long process of taking everything thing out of the cabinets, checking every bag and box for signs, tossing even suspected ones, dust bustering everywhere as they lay eggs ewww, cleaning ALL surfaces with soap, hot water and vinegar  and it’s horrible!

Oh No! I don’t want to tell them. I saw some more after they spent days cleaning. Woooof!
So on to my lists if you and I remember where we were! 

Family arguments

Lack of communication, which leads to family arguments

Sadness, often be-paws of a family argument or a friend or family in trouble, anyone hurting anywhere.

We want to put bandaids on the 

REALLY DISLIKE: be-paws she was taught by nuns and family not to use the word “hate”, from 14 on during her rebellious years, MM, ran around saying: ” I hate this , I hate that ” It is what one does when they are rebelling I hear. But now that she is “so over” that, we have moved on to, intensely dislike.

Sister Frances Perpetua, or “Putty Face”, as she was “affectionately” known by her students who intensely disliked her but not known to her that we know of, would have approved of dislike instead of the ” H” word”.

 

Sister Putty Face, I don’t know if I properly construct my sentences but you can’t grade me from heaven and I am a woofer anyway. And from what my MM says you did to her knuckles and to embarrass her in front of the class be-paws Jimmy Setterholm liked her and she liked his best friend Kevin Fennely and you didn’t like any of them, you were not nice. So if I were there, I would have to bite you. Come get me! I am hiding in the clutter MM dislikes.

INTENSE DISLIKES:

Cruelty, bullying, selfishness, hatred in all forms including racism, misogyny (another new W.o.D.), religious intolerance, or discrimination in any way, war, theft aka stealing; jacking, fights both physical and verbal, violence and sorry dudes who love sports, that includes boxing 

(Mama apologizes Willard! She tried to like it) paw-lease be careful with hard tackles in American football be-paws you can hurt your brain! And ignorance (is NOT bliss).

Must Include The Opposite If You Are Making Lists!

“MM noticed that things you dislike in other people are often things you don’t like in yourself. Please watch for my new entry. I would like to explore that concept in more de-tail.”