I nose I can be naughty, but it is so much fun! Remember one of my AKA names is: “Hey YOU! Stop that! 😱😂😇🐶 My Chewed Up Stuff List includes, but is not limited to: A cell phone, a land line phone, many Holiday ornaments, 3 toothbrushes and a tube of toothpaste, mint flavored yum, a tube of Neosporin yuck, various action figures belonging to the Queen of the Universe, countless empty paper towel cardboard rolls I found in the Recycle, a phone charger, 11 pencils and 2 pens, a helmet headlight, a pair of tasty leather gloves, 2 watches belonging to Bear that I will never hear the end of, several pairs of Flip Flops and other footwear, a wooden paper towel holder, Musicmoms’ night guard for her night time teeth grinding which was chewed up anyway so what’s the big deal? And, various indoor and outdoor plants and flowers, my favorite being lemongrass from the herb garden!
All under the cat-egory of Bree-struction, Bree-str0y. Butt, in my Bree-fence, these were all things I did as a baby pup out of a Need for Speed chew! I don’t do it anymore that they nose of.
So when a family member asks, “Where is my fill in the blank?” I just sit and look like I am wondering too, “Yeah! Where is that fill in the blank?” and give them my best “It wasn’t me” face. So DorsalDad, I do not need a defense/Bree-fence attorney be-paws, I am innocent! That is what MM says all your naughty clients say: ” I am innocent! I was framed! The “Other One” did it!” Bree-quest for today: Try and Bree patient with your pups! But we do need to nose the boundaries. Safety first.
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